GA4 is bloated. Plausible is too thin. Fathom doesn't talk back. We built the analytics tool we actually wanted to use.
No cookie banners. No surveillance. No 50-tab dashboards. Just clear answers from a 6KB pixel.
01 — Privacy
Your visitors are not a product
Every visitor gets a daily-rotating SHA-256 hash of their IP and browser string, salted with a secret that changes at midnight UTC. Cross-day tracking is physically impossible — even for us. Raw IPs never touch a hard drive.
The result? No cookie banner. No consent management platform. No legal review. No nervous feeling that you're building a business on someone else's surveillance. Your visitors click, read, and leave without leaving a trace. That's how the web was supposed to work.
02 — Performance
Six kilobytes. That's it.
The Glinto pixel is six kilobytes — smaller than most hero images, smaller than a tweet, about one-twentieth the size of Google Analytics. It loads without blocking your page, sends data even if someone closes the tab, and never touches the main thread for more than a few milliseconds.
We built it this way because we were tired of analytics scripts wrecking our Lighthouse scores. Your tracker should be invisible to your visitors and to your performance budget. If you can notice it, we have failed.
03 — Infrastructure
Your data lives next door, not in Virginia
Every event hits the Cloudflare data centre closest to your visitor. There are over three hundred of them. No routing everything through a single region. No cold starts. No queues. Hashing, validation, and storage happen in one request, usually under ten milliseconds.
What this means in practice: your analytics are as fast as your website, your data stays near your visitors, and you never think about regions or replication lag. The internet is distributed. Your analytics should be too.
04 — Intelligence
Monday mornings, solved
Every Monday at seven, Glinto compiles your weekly numbers into a three-paragraph recap written by Llama 3.2: what happened, what stood out, and what to watch. No charts to interpret. No dashboards to dig through. Just a plain-English summary that tells you whether last week's work mattered.
We built this because we were tired of opening analytics tabs, staring at line graphs, and still not knowing what to do next. The model reads your real totals and deltas and tells you the story. It is the part of analytics that actually matters, delivered before your coffee gets cold.
05 — Dashboard
Everything you need. Nothing you don't.
Page views over time. Top pages. Top referrers. Countries, devices, browsers. Heatmaps that show where people actually click. Funnels that reveal where they drop off. Core Web Vitals and uptime monitoring — all in one place.
We didn't build a Swiss Army knife. We built the five or six views you actually open. No vanity metrics. No engagement scores invented by a social network. No tabs you'll never click. Just the answers you need to decide what to build next.
